The Dark Lord Stan
  • Interviewer: What are some of the more elaborate schemes that fans have come up with to meet you?
  • Pete: Some of them started a band called Panic! At The Disco.

tastefullyoffensive:

[threepanelsoul]

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

mcstump:

if “lying is the most fun” and “hurricane” by panic! at the disco don’t turn you into a ravenous stripper who wants to hump everything in sight then get out of my face

petboyfriend:

the gay agenda in effect

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

dogdrugs:

aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE

waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

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So im fucking 17 and my mom just told me yesterday that in the 90’s my grandma was stalked for three years and kidnapped at gunpoint and because of her they now have stalking laws in indiana i mean whAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU NOT TELL ME THAT STORY FOR 17 YEARS MAN