The Dark Lord Stan

plan-d-for-dumbass67:

Non-Supernatural fans:

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Supernatural fans:

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based-on-fiction:

I choose to believe this is the truth. 

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

  • cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
  • cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

liveinphoenix:

remember when pete broke his foot because he jumped off some speakers and then he just laid there

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sad-cunt:

even if im not horny im still pretty horny

gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.