The Dark Lord Stan

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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showersofoaths:

Me whenever I visit people’s houses

carryonmy-assbutt:

muppidupp:

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

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that is so adorable 

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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doperespect:

same

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

pastel-locks:

Dolce & Gabbana Spring/Summer 2014, Hair Details + Hair colored

byrongraffiti:

Iconic